blogaboutyafavbirdboys:

Whenever someone ask Neil why he is dating Andrew these are the sarcastic answers he gives, because he doesn’t need to justify his relationship to anyone:

“I always wanted to be the taller one in a relationship.”

“I’m just holding out for when he dies, because then I will inherit all of his knives.”

“Free and limitless supply of cigarettes.”

“He promised to protect me from my serial killer father and the Yakuza. How could I turn that down?”

“Kevin really pissed me off one day. To get back at him I did the one thing that would drive him absolutely crazy, date Andrew.”

“I’m dating Andrew Minyard?”

“One day he asked me for the date in German. Turns out he was asking for a date. I apparently don’t know German as well as I thought I did, and I’m too petty to admit it.”

“I heard he was pre-med. So I decided that if all this Exy stuff falls through I could at least be the trophy husband of a Doctor. Turns out it’s Aaron who is pre-med.”

“I’m really into Maseratis.”

madlori:

thejgatsbykid:

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and gerrold’s