listen, these kids are starved for love but sometimes they don’t quite know how to navigate the channels of romance
well, except for Nina and Jesper
they are the MASTERS of planning the perfect dates
let’s start with Nina
she’s the kind of person to treat you to your favorite restaurant, ice cream shop, give you kisses, squeeze your ass in public so everyone knows that whoever she is with is HERS
NO ONE ELSE’S
and of course, this person is Matthias
and he gets all antsy about PDA
“nina, they can see us” “let them watch, see if I care” “okay, but nina…………………………… I CARE”
nevertheless, she always brings about a good time in the end
as for Jesper, that boy will plan a whole DAY of cute shit
a movie? check. food? check. speeding down the freeway at 100 mph? that’s an aphrodisiac, right?
clearly, if it’s exciting, then it qualifies as material for a date for him
and though Wylan would be down for that (in canon, he’s a fucking demo expert, he better be cool with adrenaline rush)
sometimes a day in is nice too
sometimes for a date he’ll serenade Jesper with the flute
don’t tell me Wylan isn’t the kid to throw rocks at your window to do just this because ALL MUSICIANS WHO ARE DATING SOMEONE DOES THIS SHIT
and Jesper swoons
a little much
one time he fell out of the window
“oh my god, Jesper, are you okay?” *wheezes* “it’s okay, i just fell in love” “……YOU COULD’VE DIED”
jesper’s a podge
as for Matthias
don’t tell me he can’t cook because you bet he does
he’ll cook a full eight-course meal if you asked him to
for Nina, it’s mostly waffles but he’ll do other sweet stuff to
flowers and candles and rose petals galore
even if the man’s blushing the whole time he sets up a table just for her
what a puppy
sometimes Kuwei likes to ask about the dates
“what did you guys do” “you’re too young, we’ll tell you when you’re older” “….does that mean you fucked”
and this is where Matthias runs away screaming
Kaz and Inej though
oh boy
they don’t know WHAT they like
Kaz doesn’t really have a preference as long as its not like long walks through the park or anywhere for that matter
most likely, he’d be completely fine with staying in and binge-watching shows he likes with the person he likes
and we all know that’s Inej
and though she convinces him sometimes to go out and actually do stuff for dates
like dress up, go out for dinner, the whole shebang
she’s not quite particular about anything either
for them, as long as they’re side by side, nothing else matters
that is, until Jesper calls one of them
“what are you doing” “i’m watching netflix with Inej” “WAIT, LIKE NETFLIX AND CHILL HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING YET” “what the fuck jes” “USE PROTECTION”
sometimes inej falls asleep with her head on his shoulder
actually, nevermind, that is Kaz’s ideal date right there, end of story
ok but I’m really upset at simon’s straight friends like their reaction after simon got publicly shamed on the internet was “omg you lied to us in order to not out yourself?? you asshole” “I’ve been having a crush on you but you never told me you’re gay?? lol bye” and they NEVER apologized to him and simon was the only one apologizing. then at the end they’re suddenly like “lol we have forgiven you let’s be friends again cos we’re ALLIES!!” just pisses me off a lot. but well very realistic straight bs
imagine if andrew minyard was six feet tall or even just like an Average Height like 5′6″ like ok height isn’t exactly a personality trait but so much of his character and so much of what i love about him comes from the fact that he’s 5 foot fucking even with muscles for days and an attitude problem to rival neil’s
Nothing but My Aching Soul 