inej breaking in and replacing pekka’s son’s toy lion with a crow while the boy still slept and no one even knowing is scarier than anything kaz could have come up with and thats just facts
Moments that made me scream out loud in the cinema during Deadpool 2
Deadpool trying the “sun’s getting real low”
Deadpool shooting Ryan Reynolds before he could sign Green Lantern
Deadpool killing the other Deadpool/weapon X
Yukio and NTW are girlfriends!!!!
Colossus saying Fuck
The original X men having a cameo
“don’t fuck Colossus”
“I’m Batman”
When Wade stood up and walked with his tiny ass legs and Weasel just didn’t stop saying funny shit for even a millisecond
Cable: “you remind me of my wife” Wade: “I’m sorry?” “I said you r-” “No, I’m sorry you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm”
“what’s with all the elderly white men? I should’ve brought my rape whistle!”