hey guys just a quick psa: if your local masjid provides free food every night for iftar and you take advantage of it by taking more food than you need and you end up throwing away most of your food, then you’re a piece of garbage and you’ve completely missed one of the bigger points of Ramadhan thanks for coming to my ted talk

blogaboutyafavbirdboys:

aymmidumps:

just being real with all of you, i know Andrew and Kevin had a deal that was like very in depth bc they promised each other something, but you cannot deny Andrew half agreed too because Kevin was hot and his gay ass won that round.

Andrew: yeah sure w/e i’ll protect you. you can stay [internally: only because you’re pretty enough to keep around]
[later]
Andrew: i’m actually a fucking moron and regret this immensely

Then when he turns around and does the same exact thing with Neil the next year.

Andrew @himself: We talked about this. We have to stop letting the gay make decisions.