euphoiras:

Neil & Andrew’s domestic life – Specifically: cats, cooking, and cleaning.

You gave me a key and called it home.

The years make them more casual, though. –  cat sleeping on the couch, taking up most of a cushion, and Neil ending up half-draped across Andrew because there’s no room, Andrew like do you mind and Neil like oh, I was trying not to disturb King Fluffkins, were you here first?

Matt: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Dan: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Allison: Spiders.
Renee: Wasps.
Kevin: Terriers.
Nicky: Andrew.