moonsandstarsaregay:

I had to make a Neil version of this post. So,

Things Neil has said about his relationship with Andrew to the press:

• “Oh, we’re nothing”
• “He’s my bodyguard.”
• “It’s cheaper to share rent.”
• “That’s classified.”
• “He hates me.”
• “It’s part of a bet”
• “I’m his beard.”
• In his British accent: “We got married so I wouldn’t get deported.”
• “I wanted to be the taller one in the relationship”
• “He only kisses me to shut me up. No ulterior motive whatsoever. If he were here I bet he’d kiss me right now just to get me to stop talking.”
• *places his wedding ring on his middle finger and flips off the interviewer*