Andreil + Instagram Shenanigans.

cowpants147:

500 followers!!! OMG! 

• So Andrew and Neil eventually get sat down by there respective PR teams and told to get some sort of social media.
• (except Twitter. theyre under strict instructions to stay away from that.)
• so someone makes them Instagram accounts
• neither of them like the idea of it.
• willingly posting photos of themselves isn’t something either of them are comfortable with.
• so they switch.
• there are two ways this can go down.

Ok so:

• both of their official accounts basically turn into fan accounts for the other. 
• Andrews account is filled with photos of Neil with literally no caption.
• Neils is also filled with photos of Andrew but with captions like worlds best goalie. 
• people are really confused because why do these two people who hate each other have literally fan accounts of each other. 
• Their PR teams are like NO! THIS ISNT WHAT WE MEANT! Why are you posting photos of our rivals star player! 
• Other people are more concerned on how the hell Andrew got a photo of Neil Josten in his bed!! 
• Seriously, someone call the police!
• Matt comments on every single photo Andrew posts of Neil with something along the line of BFF, I ❤ u. 

And then there’s my fav one:

• Neil and Andew each have their own accounts, @Jos10 and @ajm_hates_exy. 
• Andrews has photos of Andrew and Niels of Neil as it’s meant to be!
• EXCEPT!!!!!
• They switched accounts. 
• Neil controls and posts for Andrew and Andrew for Neil. 
• Neil posts a photos of the twins on Andrews account w captions like “I’m the good looking one” or “happy birthday to me and my clone” or “why the fuck does this dickhead have my face?” 
• Neils account has a random photo of his nostrils which Andrew captioned “I’m saying I’m fine when infact i have a cold and am keeping my boyfriend awake w my walrus like snoring and he’s going to murder me”. 
• Jostens Nostrils trends cause holy fuck Neil has a bf!
• This turns into a total creep shot war and there is literally no rules whatsoever. 
• It’s never been said in so many words that its a competition but it definitely is and they’re both ruthless w the captions.
• Andrew doesn’t speak to Neil for a whole weekend when Neil posts a photo of toddler Andrew w the caption “cute as a button”.
• Neil mostly tries to post soft and cute photos that prove to people Andrew is human.
• Neils profile description is “Junkie”.
• Andrews is “I’m actually a super huggable person”. 

xxx

• No matter which scenario the foxes love it.
• They’ve lost and won so many bets because of those damn ig accounts. 
• and they always get each others permission before posting a photo.

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