backliners:

more kevin and neil headcanons that no one asked for but im delivering anyways

☆they both have like 30 friendship bracelets from each other because it started as a joke but now its……….competitive
☆THIS VINE
☆kevin, texting neil: answer your phone i need to talk to you

☆neil: ok hold on i cant find it

☆kevin: ok

☆kevin, 5 minutes later: youre a terrible teammate you know. youre killing me. youre killing your striker

☆when press bring up the ravens at inappropriate times they both like to pretend theyve never heard of them and have no idea who they are

☆Physical Altercations over uno

☆before games neil sits on kevins shoulders and they wont stop challenging the other team to joust with their exy racquets

☆wymack: kevin neil is swearing on camera again, go clean up after him

☆kevin, rolling up to neil with the cameras still on: what the fuck dude

☆when the team stays overnight for away games kevin and neil like to go out and try to find the shittiest 2am diner they can get to, and then they rate it afterwards. they have a list

☆they tried to study together once but it backfired spectacularly and they spent 5 hours talking about exy instead. math final who

☆theyre Those Sport Dudes who yell at the tv and get up and walk around the room with their hands in their hair when they watch games

☆just sit down and shut the fuck up PLEASE

☆they go to those service dog training places and sit on the floor and let puppies slobber all over them 

☆blackout drunk kevin, mumbling barely distinct backstreet boys lyrics, gets fireman-carried by a furious neil back to the dorm

☆they enable each other too much. in all aspects of life
☆what im saying is they need a Mom Friend to tell them when to stop bc otherwise theyll keep hyping each other up until theyre dead
☆kevin: keep the kitchen clean and safe or so help me god
☆neil, a travesty to god and the church and everyone who witnesses him, who has been kicked from the kitchen 6 different times and is about to make it 7 by detonating the everloving shit out of this frozen pizza at 3750 degrees: of course
☆carly rae jepsen stans

☆kevin knows neil leaves his phone fuckall places so he very secretly calls it and when neil goes to pick it up and answers, kevin, on the other line, sitting on the living room couch 2 rooms away, pulls a ‘since youre up wanna get me the protein shake from the fridge’ and neil HATES. HIM.