#43 (“Would you just ask me already?”) or #92 (“You’re one insult away from starting a war.”) for Andreil maybe? <3

emmerrr:

hi! i’ve gone with #92 although i’ve tweaked it just a tiny bit. thanks for asking!

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It starts

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as most feuds start — with something small.

Halfway into Neil’s first season finally playing on Andrew’s team, they move out of Andrew’s tiny apartment and begin renting a bungalow in a quiet neighbourhood not too far from their training grounds.

It’s just temporary, for a year or so until they’ve decided whether or not they’re settled enough to buy a place. But in the meantime, it’s more spacious for the cats and is just a nicer place in general. 

They get all moved in over one weekend, and when they get home from practice on Monday, Neil discovers a hand-delivered note in their mailbox.

It reads, in an erratically capitalised scroll:

Woken up at the CRACK OF DAWN by your OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD car! Please be more RESPECTFUL in the future! You’ve set a TERRIBLE first impression!!

Sincerely, an ANNOYED NEIGHBOUR

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