Some neighbor aus for ya guys

happylilprompts:

• “Listen, I really don’t like you, but you have kittens, so I’m going to be over a lot.” au 
•  "Would you STOP coming in through the WINDOWS, it scares the hell out of me every TIME!“ au 
•  "Listen, we have very thin walls and I heard you crying in the shower, are you okay?” au 
•  "I was very good friends with the guy that lived here before you and basically I was over here a lot and… well old habits die hard, can I stay?“ au 
•  "If you set the alarm off in the middle of the night ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I WI- wait why were you even cooking at 3 am?” au 
•  "You burst through the door because you thought you smelled smoke but it was just incense, listen you’re paying for that buddy.“ au 
•  "You locked yourself out too?” au 
•  "Hey, I locked myself out, can I use your phone?“ au 
•  "You bake when you’re stressed and sometimes you give me cookies, but recently you’re giving me whole baskets each day, now I’m not complaining but are you okay?” au 
•  "I don’t mean to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure you’re a serial killer.“ au