mrsnightread:

autumnalhogwarts:

His first year pro someone asks Andrew what it’s like to be the most successful Minyard and his response is “Aaron and his Fiancé both got into one of the most prestigious med schools in the country, if anything I’m the least successful Minyard”

Someone from Aaron’s class goes up to him with a phone on record and tells him that his brother just called him the most successful Minyard, how does he feel? Aaron stares at the camera, unimpressed, and says “Andrew and his fiancé have two olympic gold medals between them. He can fuck off with the modesty.”