fox-sleeping-minyard:

People will write Neil in fics drinking the same amount of alcohol as Andrew and being a funny kind of drunk but like

That boy did not touch alcohol for the first 18 years of his life in fear of spilling his secrets. Give him two long island ice tea and he’s DONE for the night

He eats half a pack of liquor chocolates and is fucking WASTED

After half a bottle of wine he’ll serenade about Andrew’s eyes and how strong his arms are