ithinkimightveinhaledyou:

Okay, let's look at the facts, shall we?
The whole fake relationship was his idea,
you came up with a no-kissing rule,
you're trying to break up with him,
and you're carb-loading with a gay man
while he's probably waiting in the hot tub.
So I'd say if anyone stupidly fell
for someone who doesn't like them back,
it's not you.
It's Kavinsky.