lesbianjohnmulaney:

I’m supposed to be cleaning the kitchen right now but instead I wanna talk about Kayleigh Day headcanons

• Thick Irish accent
• I mean thick, like, thicc thick, like, strong
• I’m thinking something between Belfast and Dublin
• Wymack didn’t understand anything she said the first time they met
• Pretty happy-go-lucky, is here for a good time and a long time
• Super athletic, had basically been living the Jock Life all her life
• Assertive AF and got a reputation for being a “bitch” for it because men can’t handle shit
• Would indulge in a lot of banter when she was teaching Wymack Exy
• Also got waaaay too into it
• Wymack: This is lacrosse for maniacs!Kayleigh: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS RUGBY FOR PUSSIES, DAVID, WHATS YOUR POINT????
• Don’t challenge her to arm wrestling oh dear god please don’t do that
• So bad at asking for help. Terrible. The worst. Convinced she could do anything and everything on her own

Speaking of!!!!

• Before Kevin, Exy was her favourite thing. It’s now joint 2nd with coffee
• Liked the name ‘Kevin’ years before she got pregnant
• Never forced Exy onto him, he just loved his mum and wanted to play her sport
• Coach Moriyama would try to get her to get Kevin in a specific mindset and she’d be all “what, no. No, I’m not teaching my son that winning is everything, that’s not healthy.”
• Moriyama was always the one thinking of how to be the best, Kayleigh just wanted to be.
• She would sometimes think about telling Wymack the truth, late at night while staring at the ceiling. She’d always decide it was too late and she was doing fine, anyway
• That doesn’t mean guilt didn’t eat at her, she just shoved it down deep as she could and ignored it
• Would burst into tears under too much stress, but would leave the room so no one knew
• Loved Wymack. Loved Kevin.
• Was really looking forward to watching Kevin grow up
• She was just really looking forward to it