andreil + a bubble bath oh my god plz

sherlocking-and-foxing:

hildcs:

holy shit !! im sorry this took so long. this is ridiculous, like, it’s really wild. p.s this is completely innocent ,  except for the extremely minimal smut

• the thing is, neil has never really seen a bubble bath. 
• Well he’s seen one. but not in real life, it sounds ridiculous but being on the run meant you had to take every detail in to account, showers are good and quick, you never have time to soak in a bath for 40 minutes 
• so he’s never taken a bubble bath or even seen one, for a long time a bubble bath is this mythical thing
• he never divulges this information. 
• until one day!! he’s in the bathroom, about to take a shower.
• Andrews not at the apartment, he’s out buying shit; books/coffee/various cat related accessories/a key ring that says ‘pussy wagon’ on it for neil??
• and neil just looks at their bath tub.. like .. hmmm?? }:-)
• he’s like ok why not try this out, andrew is out and not likely to come back to see neil trying to figure out how to work a tub, so he takes his chance. 
• He forgets to put the plug in at first and becomes grumpy during the first 2 seconds of his bathtub journey until he realises and begrudgingly plugs the drain
• then he fills it up, it’s taking long and neil is very impatient so he gets an early start on the bubble portion of things
• he’s squeezing a whole bottle of body wash in to the thing before he knows it and /nothing/ is happening and ok now he’s getting frustrated, the bath is almost filled up and still no bubbles
• he ran out of body wash so he proceeds to add andrew’s (coconut scented) shampoo to the mix, and what do u know, he finishes that too. 
• there’s a lil bit of foam but he’s overall very angry so he leaves the bathroom to grab a drink and COOL off bc he was lowkey sweating in the bathroom with all the steam and hot water
• he goes back
• there. are. bubbles. everywhere
• they’ve spilt over the rims of the tub and are on the ground, luckily the water is at a reasonable level (u did something right josten ffs) but the bubbles are .EVERYWHERe.
• he’s mildly excited though and strips down asap,
• the water’s hot when he gets in and it feels very weird but nice
• really nice
• he gets a solid 2 minutes of relaxtion (translation: playing with the bubbles) until he hears the front door open and he’s like. oh shit

• the first thing andrew realises when he opens the door is that the whole damn apartment smells like coconut
• he’s looking around for neil who is being like, weirdly quiet
• he stops when he hears a small splash and a tiny ‘oh shit’
• he is not ready for what he sees in the bathroom, yet again, i shall mention, there are bubbles. everywhere.
• when he walks in, he’s like ???? and looks rlly angrily @ neil who is engulfed in bubbles and has a small bubble beard on (dont think about how frICKEN cute he is minyard)
• and neil deadass says “you know, they say it’s impossible to say bubbles in an angry way”
• andrew on the inside is like fuckingfkor oh ym god THIS kid
• and in the deadest voice he just shoots back “bubbles”
• neil is laughing, and andrew is sighing because he could never be actually angry at this lil ray of sunshine who is being swallowed by a mass of bubbles
• neil is wiggling his eyebrows, giving him this look like ‘u gonna make ur move chicken?? huh?? huh??’ 
• and andrew mutters out a percentage and strips down, getting in the tub, opposite neil, 
• he tries to relax in the water which is pleasantly boiling
• but neil is being really distracting by swiping bubbles on andrew’s face and giggling (ACTUALLY FREAKIN’ GIGGLING) every so often because it’s really funny lbr
• andrew is like -.- but also very endeared and NEIL can tell so he’s leaning less than an inch away from andrew’s face and his lips are so close to andrew’s 
• and andrew closes the distance between them. and suddenly lighthearted cuteness is turning in to steamy makeout session
• neil stops every so often to leave wet soapy kisses down andrew’s jaw & neck and andrew needs to feel neil, really feel him
• so he takes neil in his hand and neil moans and andrew captures the breathy moan in a kiss
• all sloppy and teeth clanking and the taste of coconut

Two of my absolute favourite things: Andreil and bubble baths