witherwaxian:

Right, we know neil can perfectly mimic a british accent thanks to his mother, but something I’ve never seen anyone bring up: Kayleigh Day was Irish. So I firmly believe Neil and Kevin can whip out near perfect accents and slang.

Neil: oi mate fancy a bit o’ the old game? Bloody get on with it, pull on your trainers, ‘n after we can go for a cuppa?

Kevin: Git off me arse Neil, I aint actin teh maggot. You’re teh one bein’ a bit o’ a dosser. After we’re through, ‘m goin out to get right locked.

Nicky, trying not to cry: what are you s a y i n g