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Infinity War Funny Moments:

• Tony calling Ebony Maw ‘Squidward’

• “Dude you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

• “What’s this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?”
  “He’s from space. He’s trying to steal a necklace from a wizard.”

• “Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”

• Everything the cloak of levitation does
• “Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.”
  “Yeah, but the kids seen more movies.”
• “The Avengers have split up. Like a band…Like the Beatles.”
• “There’s an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?”
• Drax interrupting Peter and Gamora’s kiss and then thinking he’s invisible by standing completely still
• “You’re one sandwich away from being fat.”
• “He looks like a pirate and an angel had a baby.”
• The look on Peter’s face when Thor has his hand on Gamora’s shoulder
• The entire scene where Peter is imitating Thor
• Thor constantly referring to Rocket as a rabbit
• Groot language being an elective on Asgard

• “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes”
  “Like Kevin Bacon?”
  “I’ve been away for a while but yes, he might be on the team.”

• “I like to think of myself as a titan killing long term booty call.”

• “Let her go or I will blow that nut sack of a chin right off your face.”

• “It will kill you.”
  “Only if I die.”
  “Yes. That’s what killing you means.”

• Peter being banned from making pop culture references

• “Please don’t put your eggs in me!”

• “Where is Gamora?”
  “I’ll do one better. Who is Gamora?”
  “I’ll do you one better, why is Gamora?”

• “You’re from Earth?”
  “I’m not from Earth. I’m from Missouri.”
  “Yeah that’s on Earth, dipshit.”

• The look on Peter Q’s face when Peter P insults Footloose
• “We kick names and take ass.”
• Bruce bowing to T’Challa
• Bruce making a fool of himself in the Hulkbuster armour

• “New haircut?”
  “I see you’ve copied my beard.”

• “I am Groot!”
  “I am Steve Rogers”
• Rocket wanting to buy Bucky’s arm
• Wanda coming into the battle and kicking ass. Okoye: “Why was she up there this whole time?”
• Nick Fury disappearing before saying ‘motherfucker’