aymmidumps:

just being real with all of you, i know Andrew and Kevin had a deal that was like very in depth bc they promised each other something, but you cannot deny Andrew half agreed too because Kevin was hot and his gay ass won that round.

Andrew: yeah sure w/e i’ll protect you. you can stay [internally: only because you’re pretty enough to keep around]
[later]
Andrew: i’m actually a fucking moron and regret this immensely