akaashikelji:

the foxes as vines

neil: alright, see you later (okay, be safe) ……….. no.

andrew: (he’s dead) … “not the dickhead” like what d’you want me to say?

kevin: where do you wanna get a healthy snack, rebecca? (i want chipotle) … i said a HEALTHY SNACK, REBECCA

nicky: i really do love working here, it’s just, we all have a lot of laughs. fuck off janet i’m not going to your fucking baby shower

aaron: hey everyone today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less

dan: he doesn’t deserve you. if he’s not treating you right by now, you’re gone (i’m gone!). now go chop his dick off

matt: that one friend that’s always cold (i’m cold) you’re always cold. but i’ll be damned if you’re not my friend

allison: never have i ever had a dad that picked up crack and then we had to get kicked out of our house. sally didn’t that happen to you? put your finger down

renee: when there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is , walk awaayayay

seth: hey coach i’m just gonna go hit the showers (you were benched the whole game, how could you have even broken a sweat?) fine, i won’t hit the fuckin showers