soc characters as popular tweets #1

malfoyst:

kaz brekker: fun prank: put $10000 in an envelope and mail it to me

inej ghafa: everything is free if you can run fast enough

nina zenik: I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, “I’ll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.”

jesper fahey: Write the name of someone you hate on your body everyday in permanent marker, so no matter how you die they’ll become a suspect.

wylan van eck: yea i do crimes; i’m a real bad kid. they even got me for possession once *eyes roll back into head, everything in the room begins to float*

matthias helvar: 

“Wow the club is really dead tonight,” I say as I sheath my sword and admire the enemies I have slain. “Bartender I would like an alcohol”

kuwei yul-bo: If you can “pray the gay away” can you “pray the gay onto someone”?