neil: will i suffer serious consequences from this? find out on the next episode of dragon ball z
andrew: i’m gay. i’m already on the dark side.
aaron: my mind may be an idiot but at least my dick knows to mind his own goddamn business
kevin: staying sober in this economy? I think tf not you trick ass bitch
nicky: for some reason i’m very keen on imagining tetsuji as a japanese billy ray cyrus
dan: click clack motherfucker imma kick you in your weak man balls
matt: i got a notification saying “rip andrew” and came as fast as I could
allison: of course he has a disco obsession he’s gay
renee: maybe he won’t be nutting any time soon but he is definitely nearting
wymack: my kink is being in charge and making fun of you.
abby: that’s called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. she would die.
bee: i love when you try and learn how to be a person
BONUS
jean: your dislike for pancakes just demonstrates that you are too weak for the nsfw channel
jeremy: a family can be the sun a french fry and a rainbow
kevin: mondays are only good for being drunk and crying
neil: andrew is a winyard not a loseyard
andrew: killing people is cute
nicky: i’m gonna fuck a candy cane
allison: neil is a category 5 hoe
matt: pizza is one crusty hoe
dan: i could buy chicken nuggets with that and you spent it on Willy the Kinky Elf