seeingteacupsindragons:

Who do I have to pay to get content of Viktor and Yuuri, older and retired and co-commentating on skating together?

Just imagine: Viktor just savaging all the skaters’ techniques because he never grew a filter (After all, Yuuri is fine with it, and Yurio doesn’t respond otherwise), and Yuuri helpfully adding in historical tidbits that are all Viktor-related and Viktor forgot about all of them.

For example:

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“And there’s the quad axel. A sad attempt, really. Who is his coach again?”

“The quad axel, of course, was first landed in competition by Viktor Nikiforov in the 2018 World Olympics. Much cleaner than that attempt.”

“But not as clean as your quad axel, landed just five minutes later during your own free skate, Yuuri. And you landed yours weeks first in practice, I just skated before you. You always were so good at that jump. Will you do one later tonight for me?”

[Yuuri starts blushing]

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“Look at that step sequence. Terrible ice coverage. No musicality.”

“Well, not none, Viktor, be fair. Of course, it had nothing on your step sequence when you chose the same music during your senior debut, but look at the quad salchow. Right on the crescendo.”

“He nearly fell, Yuuri.”

“Ah, well…that’s true.”

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“Oh! A quad flip, right inside the second half of the program. Beautiful. Viktor Nikiforov’s signature move, of course.”

“Yes, he does seem to be heavily influenced by you, Yuuri, who of course was influenced by me. Sometimes it’s like looking at a copy of a copy of myself. Very strange.”

“Nothing is as lovely as the original, of course.”

“That’s what I say about your quad axel.”