Dialogue Prompts

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1. “Surprise, I have feelings and you just hurt them.”
2. “In the least creepy way possible, I know where you live.”
3. “A onesie is not an appropriate gift for my mothers birthday!”
4. “Why would you even suggest that?”
5. “Emotions are a luxury I don’t have time for.”
6. “Can I borrow your pencil, and your homework.”
7. “I just want to start over.”
8. “I’m sorry, can we just pretend I never said that.”
9. “You hurt her, I stab you, okay?”
10. “I would kill for a slice of cake right now…literally”
11. “Well this got incredibly awkward incredibly quickly.”
12. “Woah, hold the fuck up, you did what now?”
13. “I love you, I always have.”
14. “Take a deep breath and please calm the fuck down.”
15. “I miss you, but then i remember what an asshole you are and the feeling fades.”
16. “Tell me everything.”
17. “What happened to you?”
18. “Hey honey…did you seriously adopt another kitten?”
19. “How many times do I have to tell you, we are not getting a bouncy castle for my dad’s 60th.”
20. “I know it’s hard, but get over it.”
21. “I am not dramatic, it was a very big spider.”
22. “How to kill the mood 101.”
23. “You left me with no one, sorry doesn’t change that.
24. “This is a joke right?”
25. “Clearly I did not drink enough for this.”
26. “I’m not quite sure how it happened, but it did.”
27. “You only want to go because there’s free food.”
28. “This song is so us.”
29. “It’s too early for this, just go back to sleep.”
30. “If I tell you I love you will you make me pancakes?”
31. “If you sing that song one more time I will kill you.”
32. “Honestly, I don’t want to know.”
33. “Hold up, she said what?”
34. “You are so sweet, and I am so sorry.”
35. “You don’t deserve this.”
36. “Poke me once more and see what happens.”
37. “Ghosts aren’t real for God’s sake.”
38. “I need to punch something, preferably their face.”
39. “You are so extra.”
40. “Why did you think that was okay?”
41. “When did you become my mother?”
42. “New drinking game, drink overtime you’re a dickhead. Oh wait I already have alcohol poisoning.”
43. “I trusted you.”
44. “Don’t talk to me, I need my coffee first.”
45. “Remember that time I thought you were stalking me?”
46. “I hate that I still love you.”
47. “Of course it’s not your fault, it never is.”
48. “I am this close to calling my ex.”
49. “Maybe this really was a bad idea.”
50. “Jesus Christ I forgot how much I hate exercise.”
51. “Baby, please tell me you can explain why there is a hole through the window.”
52. “Wow I can’t believe he said you were ugly, hun he is clearly blind.”
53. “Sorry I’m late.”
54. “I don’t know why I bother.”
55. “I’d rather do a lot of things than eat my vegetables but you gotta do it.”
56. “That was so romantic.”
57. “Out of all the things you could have said, and you went with that.”
58. “I can’t wait to see you.”
59. “I don’t want you, I need you.”
60. “Stop laughing this isn’t funny!”