more au prompts

brotherjem:

• “we’re in the same art class and I’m awesome, but you’re not and you’re failing and you need help so I guess I’ll tutor you” au
• “I mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I’m embarrassed” au
• “we’re playing the same music quartet and you keep glaring at me from across the set-up and I don’t know why” au
• “I’m a jeweler and you always come in to buy stuff so I assume you have you have a significant other and don’t hit on you, but it turns out you’re just really nice to your mom” au
• “you’re a delivery person and why do you always order so much STUFF” au
• “I work at Starbucks and you come in so often that I know your daily order and write encouraging notes on your cup” au
• “I work at a sex toy shop and you come in frequently so I assume you have a significant other, but you just like coming in to make fun of how weird the toys are” au
• “you work at a museum and I like to come by a lot in my free time and wait why do you seem to follow me around from exhibit to exhibit” au
• “we both like walking in the park at night and I think you’re a stalker so I accidentally attack you and give you a black eye sorry” au
• “we met through mutual friends and you call me a different name but I don’t have the heart to correct you” au
• “you work at a botanical garden and when I go, I get stung by a bee and have an allergic reaction and you accompany me to the hospital because no one else will” au
• “I’m a bartender and I have to cut you off after a certain amount because you’re drinking to forget your ex and I end up calling you a cab” au
• “you’re dressed as the easter bunny at our town’s easter egg hunt and I take my younger sibling, but she’s afraid of people in costumes and you accidentally make her cry and you take off the bunny head to apologize and hey you’re kinda cute” au
• “you were a child actor in that one TV show that I can’t remember the name of and I can’t stop staring at you I’m so sorry I’m just trying to figure this out” au
• “we follow each other on instagram but don’t know each other that well and I was snooping through and liked a picture from 176 weeks ago oh god” au
• “we live in adjacent apartments and the walls are really thin, so I hear you sing every morning in the shower at 6:30 and you’re actually really good and I stand next to the wall and sing the next lyric just to see what would happen” au
• “we live in the same apartment complex and I accidentally leave my laundry in the washer for a minute too long and you decide to take out all my wet clothes to put in yours just as I walk in” au
• “I work in a grocery store and I’m putting new items on the shelf in the refrigerated section and just as I’m putting a new carton of milk on the shelf, you reach in and our hands touch” au