-constant feeling that you need to poop
-crotch pains
-those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out
-cramps for days before you actually see any blood
-simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger
-simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER
-maximum rage at cis men
-got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse
-got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus
-that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS
-got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now
-gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross– sit in one spot don’t move e v e r
– pad jammed up between your thighs pain
– crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crWhen the wings on the pad twist with the sticky side up while you were sitting down to give you a free surprise bikini wax the second you stand up
Got a cold or other respiratory infection? Every sneeze and cough = crimson waterfall below the belt.
– lower back has declared war against the rest of you, you cannot bend over or even get comfortable
Bloating. Excessive bloating, so much it’s hard to breath.
Headaches, fever.
Constantly being sleepy and no matter how much you sleep, it’s not enough.