vaasmontefuckyou:

vaasmontefuckyou:

Please,,, someone do a tfc ghost adventures au……

• “My name is Kevin Day. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one.”
• Renee as their psychic: “I feel lots of bad energy here. It’s a boy. He doesn’t want us here. He doesn’t like you in particular.” Points at Aaron
• Kevin: “great, Aaron you will be in this room alone later and try to get attacked or something”
• The ghost is Neil
• He fucks with them a lot. Especially Aaron and Kevin who is just like Zak in Ghost Adventures “HEY YOU FUCKING COWARD GHOST IF YOU’RE HERE LET US KNOW”
• Neil throws stuff at them
• Andrew can see ghosts actually
• No one knows because “well no one asked”
• It’s just as stupid as the show but Andrew and Neil fall in love as always

• Nicky’s approach is usually: “if you’re here and want us to leave say so by harming Seth”
• Anyway Aaron gets left behind in the basement which is supposed to be “one of the most active places in the house”
• (they are in the Wesninski residence where rumor says Nathan Wesninski killed over 50 people, including his own son before getting finally arrested a few years ago)
• Aaron hates it but he curses at the ghost that doesn’t like him anyway
• “You know what ghost? I don’t like you either. Fuck you”
• Neil scares the shit out of Aaron who’s fucking out of this shit like “nope I am done here fuck Kevin and fuck this stupid show”
• Neil just laughs to himself because these ghost hunters are always the same idiots like they asked for this ok
• “You are really childish” a voice says then and actually scares the shit out of Neil
• It’s Andrew
• Neil thinks “asshole” and wants to pass through Andrew to give him some bad chills and some very negative energy
• Andrew: “don’t even fucking think about it”
• That’s how Neil learns Andrew can actually see him
• So when the Foxes return a few nights later and Kevin wants to send Aaron back into the basement because he invoked the strongest response they had ever seen
• Neil makes a joke out of leaving a mysterious message on a dusty mirror that just reads “send the cute one”
• Nicky’s immediately like “he wants me!!”
• They start to argue among each other who is actually meant
• In a crystal clear, not even remotely ghostly, voice Neil says then: “Andrew. Send Andrew ok”
• Everyone loses their shit