hiorhey-productions:

some things matt boyd has definitely tweeted at some point:

• i love being 6’4" until i smash my head off the burger king doorframe
• * dan doesn’t know where i am * * all the musical snowmen in the store start singing * * dan immediately knows where i am *
• NICKY WAS LYING I NEVER EVEN MET A FOOT FETISHIST
• not to be dramatic or anything but neil josten is the best person i’ve ever met
• WAIT I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS TO DRESS UP AS MARIO CHARACTERS AND GO GOKARTING