The Foxes as more things my roommates said

Andrew: why bother with emotions when you can just be dead inside?
Kevin: I’m not obsessed with being perfect! It’s just that if I fail my life will be ruined and I might as well die.
Neil: (after suddenly passing out in the kitchen) why are you worried about me? Did my Mac and Cheese burn?
Nicky: Yeah sometimes life sucks and it’s hard to stay happy but whenever I’m feeling bad I just remind myself that things could be a lot worse – at least I’m not straight!
Aaron: Who left a dildo on my desk and in which way would you like to die?
Allison: Um excuse me who are you calling nice? I’m a bad bitch
Renee: I’m trying out this church thing so don’t call me unless someone is dying
Dan: I mean it’s weird because I’m a responsible adult with real duties and everything but I also spent last Saturday with my boyfriend going through costco in different disguises so we could get more free samples so I guess what I’m saying is adulthood is weird
Matt: (very drunk) do you think dogs know how much we love them? They gotta, right? Oh my god, do they know? I’ve got to find a dog right now.
Seth: Sometimes I think you guys forget I exist