The Foxes and College Yearbook Quotes:

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• Andrew Minyard: “Fuck Stickball and fuck Josten”
• Just to piss Kevin off. Poor Day’s brain fried for a second and he went “Wait, are you changing sport?! What the fuck, Andrew! What is this stickball?! What did they promise you?!” Wymack had to be the one to tell him. 
• Neil smiled at the quote as if he was looking at a little fluffy kitten; he got his percentage raised for that.

• Kevin Day: “Be the Queen on your chessboard. Kings never get too far.”
• The poor kid spent weeks polishing his quote and now Foxes spend most of their times after reading it fake-bowing in front of him.
• Jean sends him a picture when Renee shows it to him; it’s just his own face with an arched eyebrow. Kevin answers “Fuck you”, but he smiles seeing Jeremy making faces in the background.

• Neil Josten: “Ohana means family, and family means no one gets abandoned or forgotten – Lilo and Her Weird Alien Dog” 
• The upperclassmen cried.
• It took them a week to realize Neil honestly thought the name of the movie was “Lilo and Her Weird Alien Dog” because that’s what Andrew told him.

• Aaron Minyard: “Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says -I think I’ll have an H2O.- The second one says -I think I’ll have an H2O too- and he died.”
• he actually wanted to write “Fuck you, Andrew” but Katelyn glared at him until he changed it. 
• Andrew gets it, but refuses to laugh on principle.

• Nicky Hemmick: “I’m GGG: Getting Gayer and German”.
• He employed Erik’s help, but the man is a sap and only offered romantic/sentimental quotes, so he had to find something on his own. 
• He fought the whole editorial department to have his quote in rainbow colors and he won.

• Danielle Wilds: “I wear steel-ettos to better kick you in the balls.”
• It may or may not be a reference to a certain Raven and a certain banquets and she may or may not take a picture of the quote “@” him on twitter.
• Allison, Matt and Nicky all high five her when they read it.

• Allison Reynolds: “Pretty hurts, steals your money and burns your house.”
• She fucking loves the Wonder Woman movie, so her other option was “Men are unnecessary for pleasure.”
• But after Raven fans trashed her cars she wanted to make a statement, that she could hit back thrice as hard. 

• Matt Boyd: “Danielle Wilds, would you make me the honor of taking me as your Proud Trophy Husband?”
• Yup. He honest to God asked her like that. They had actually talked about it already, stuff like “What if I asked you to get married?”, “Now?!”, “No! More dramatically and stuff, but yeah… Would you say yes?”, “Make it more dramatic than Aaron and Katelyn and we have a deal.”
• He brought Dan the yearbook and then knelt when she was distracted reading so when she lifted her eyes there he was, with a ring and blushing to the roots of his hair. Nicky filmed everything.

• Renee Walker: “To be kind and to be helpless are two different matters.”
• Nicky finds it adorable, while Neil and Andrew read it for the threat it is and their smiles are creepy and dark for a moment there. Allison looks proud.
• Jean retweets the picture of the quote and adds “@Alvarez, this is why you don’t fight her”. It’s the first tweet ever in which he “@”s someone and the Trojans are so proud they collectively send Renee flowers.