the foxhole meme pt. 2

jeremynox:

pt 1!

• aaron: oh my god kevin can we please watch something that’s not exy-
• kevin, scandalised: i will not have this blasphemy in my household
• nicky narrates kevin’s morning routine with his best david attenborough impression 
• ’-and here we see the rare stickballus obssesivus foraging for foo-OW KEVIN NO DONT THROW THE TOASTE-‘ 
• andrew: i hate neil
• some hater: yeah he sucks 
• andrew: come the fuck at me 
• allison: alright neil, and the second rule of fashion is that crocs are banned
• neil: why would I want to wear reptiles on my feet
• allison: 
• nicky, dramatically: my world is falling to pieces everyone hates me and i am a wreck 
• aaron: k
• nicky: THATS NOT WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY
• nicky: don’t worry matt andrew shows affection in his own special way 
• andrew: josten i’m going to kill you one day.
• neil, not looking up from his phone: k babe 
• nicky: see? true love
• aaron replaces some of kevin’s veggies with plastic toys when he’s annoyed and just. waits
• foxes: do anything 
• aaron: i hate this fucking family 
• neil: matt can we go im tire-
• matt: HI TIRED IM DAD 
• nicky replaces all the extra rackets with baseball bats and kevin nearly beheads him with one
• nicky: hEY SLOW DOWN HENRY VIII 
• kevin: HISTORY REFERENCES WONT SAVE YOU NOW 
• matt: hi honey 
• dan: hey sweetie
• matt: no sorry i was talking to neil
• dan: oh same