jos-10:

neil + the foxes with pop culture references 

• allison teaches him ‘bae’
• “it’s basically like saying babe”
• the next day he calls andrew bae in front of the foxes
• andrew spits out his drink and allison makes 600$

• neil hears matt say yikes
• after that,
• it’s nonstop yikes from neil
• literally anything will happen
• “yikes”
• andew: king puked on the carpet, neil
• neil: oh, yikes
• andrew goes as far as to say he’ll duct tape neil’s mouth shut
• andrew: just. shut. up.
• neil: yikes, someone’s in a pissy mood
• (andrew locks him on the roof for 20 minutes)

• allison calls someone hunty during a pr conference
• wymack dies a little inside
• but then. neil starts saying it
• and like… not ironically… not properly…. he jsut says it. all. the. time.
• literally at the end of every sentence
• kevin: neil, practice tonight at 10
• neil: ok, hunty
• andrew has an aneurysm
• allison literally laughs for 15 years
• (they start calling each other huntys)
• (and thats how the word gets banned in the stadium altogether)

• twitter is the culprit who gets both kevin and neil to say slay
• like whenever neil gets a goal
• “SLAY NEIL”
• accompanied by a wink
• (kevin thinks he’s doing it ironically)
• (but he’s become addicted.)
• (neil doesn’t know what doing something ironically means)
• (he jsut likes the way it sounds, apparently)
• whenever andrew hears either of them
• he just leaves.
• flat out. walks out of goal.

bonus:

• whenever neil leaves the dorm for a run
• andrew will very quietly whisper 
• “gotta blast”