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reynclds07:

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reynclds07:

hello andrew minyard doesn’t wear matching socks

#okay but i can’t decide if they should be non-matching like one’s fuzzy and orange with a knife design #and the other is just the words ‘fuck you’ printed over and over #or if they’re non-matching like one is a slightly darker shade of black (via @sirandking)

i love the idea of really dark gray mixed with one black sock, but also, he’d highkey wear one black sock with one sock that has little dinosaurs all over it, and it’s incredible

and sometimes he wears knee-high socks with sheaths in them for his knives

he has the worst tanlines, between his socks and his armbands, honestly

#im crying?? because this is how andrew becomes that trope of pulling knives out of every inconceivable place#they just keep coming (via @reynclds07) 

he’s definitely done the lara croft thigh sheath at least once, too

#i mean with knives and not guns but still #i’m pretty sure his tanlines could blind someone #he’s worse than any dad (via @sirandking)

andrew minyard, in knee-high socks and sandals, telling neil “nice to meet you fine, i’m andrew”

Dad Things that andrew has canonically done: driven his kids to sports practice and watched them play from the bleachers, banned his kids from dating until they were old enough, beaten up several of his kids’ enemies, given his kids silly nicknames (‘pinocchio’), made multiple bad puns (‘jean valjean’, ‘mayday’), bought a mid-life crisis fancy sports car, commiserated with Team Dad Wymack about their children over a bottle of whiskey

i can’t believe andrew is the Dad fox.  and he’s somehow the Responsible Dad making sure his kids get to practice and helping them quit drugs, but also the Cool Dad giving them designer clothes and taking them all to the club wo w

and he even takes them out for ice cream after school??