amhinyard:

amhinyard:

who else bets that the foxes teach neil all of the “cultured” references. like lit, swag, bro and all the other good stuff. but he doesn’t get it so they’re left with

allison: and so “lit” means everything’s great. like it’s really good
[later that same month]
wymack: neil how do you feel?
neil, on the floor with a sprained ankle and obviously in pain: fucking lit

in addition, neil just getting everything wrong and sometimes asking way too many questions about things people just don’t want to tell him

neil: what’s a minion
andrew: no

neil: renee, what’s a furry?
renee, quietly: why did you have to ask me. i don’t think i know enough to tell you, so you should look it up
renee, internally: crisis avoided

neil: who’s anakin skywalker and why did obi when canobi love him
dan: oh, honey

neil, looking at smudged writing on his hand: hey, nicky wants to know where you put his……..fall out at the disco cds?
matt: this isn’t even funny anymore this is just sad

neil, nudging andrew: is our mascot a furry?
andrew: what
neil: i asked renee and she said to look it up. they wear the same kind of costumes? a website said you shouldn’t call them that but-
andrew: shut up
nicky: holy shit should we ask
renee: please don’t ask
allison: please do ask
matt: place your bets, people
aaron: $30 on it being true
dan and wymack: CAN WE JUST PLAY THE GAME