simpleandkai19:

agapantoblu:

Can you believe that Wymack is canonically the kind of person who yells his children’s full names when he’s angry at them?!, like, he literally yelled “Andrew Joseph Minyard!” when an officer showed up at his practice and now I can’t stop imagine him yelling full names all day.

“Neil Abram Josten, get your sorry ass away from that microphone this instant!”

“Nicholas Esteban Hemmick, one more word and you’ll be running a marathon so fast you’ll get a fucking whiplash!”

“Aaron Michael Minyard, I will fucking sign you as one of the Vixens if you don’t get back to practice right now!”

The fact that his own son doesn’t have a middle name makes everyone hate Kevin even more