tfc characters as parks & rec quotes

Kevin: But then I remembered alcohol existed.
Jean: Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.
Jeremy: I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible… but you have them.
Dan: Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
Matt: Oh, Neil. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.
Aaron: Nicky, could you please shut up? I can’t hear myself not talking to Andrew.
Neil: It’s fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.
Andrew: My instinct is to be mean to you.
Renee: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Seth: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
Nicky: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?
Allison: Then I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
Wymack: The thing about youth culture, is, I don’t understand it.