History of the entire world I guess highlights

heartofscylla:

• (in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same 
• “sweet dank valley" 
• “whoops half of Europe just died" 
• “wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack" 
• “damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that* 
• “you could make a religion out of that” 
• ‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don’t “