- unspoken
team rule to flip off every raven on campus- allison:
no fear- nicky: neil
in jorts- allison: one
fear- dan
sets aaron’s alarm to ‘bad case of lovin’ you’ he can’t figure out how to
change it and he is apoplectic with rage- she
changes it to a different doctor themed song whenever he gets particularly
annoying- wymack
gets a mug that says ’#1 dad’ every year, signed by all the foxes- even
andrew- wymack
doesn’t know if he should be touched or suspicious as fuck- you’ve
heard of kevin day now get ready for- kevout
night- aaron: swears
- matt: covering neil’s ears, aaron that’s
such a bad example to set for the children- nicky:
why the heck do we have to be up so early?- dan:
I know we’re all tired but let’s watch our fucking language- neil, opens his mouth in an interview
- foxes: why r u like this
- nicky:
kevin here is ur disgusting Health smoothie why do u even drink it- kevin: eating vegetables increases life span
- nicky:
so do you have any positives or- ‘hey
kevin here’s another picture of jeremy go add it to your shrine we’ll wait’- neil: half
asleep- renee: neil what’s five plus one
- aaron,
whispering: twelve- neil, bolting awake: TWELVE
- ‘what’s your favourite colour’ ‘exy’
- matt,
pointing at fluffy puppy: neil it’s you- andrew,
pointing at dented trash can: neil it’s you- kevin: yeah everyone on our team is rly
passionate abt exy we always give it our all- camera
pans to andrew. he is sitting down in the goal, sunglasses on, neil fanning him
as he lounges back. none of the referees seem to know what to do.- kevin:
I am so sick of being alive (x)- allison,
at every minor inconvenience: ‘i don’t deserve this. i’m a nice fucking person’- referring to Kevin as various queens from
history- ‘yeah
ok cleopatra shut the fuck up’- ‘hey
elizabeth i of england can u maybe like chill’- ‘neil
josten if u could come to the front of the shopping centre please ur mother dan
wilds is here to collect u’- ‘kevin
u know there are other sports except exy right’- kevin:
sounds fake but ok