foxvvixen:

there’s so many foxes-playing-never-have-i-ever au headcanons going around but i give you this

• super late post game stoli rasberry vodka shots
• okay that’s one of my favorites but whatevs we’ll use it
• andrew only drinks jack daniels
• because he’s p r e t e n t i o u s
• i hate jack
• the freshman and the whiskey
• and it’s so easy to make andrew drink and he hates them all so much because never have i ever killed someone? never have i ever been to juvie? never have i ever punched through a window?
• these assholes play by targeting and tonight andrew’s the one getting targeted and he’s furious but neil’s laughing so whatever it’s fine
• even the casual ones; never have i ever given a blowjob or never have i ever punched someone in the face ((everyone drinks))
• but there’s one that nobody’s said yet because half the team can’t say it
• they’re all thinking it but they’re all guilty of doing the same
• finally when it’s renee’s turn allison whispers something into her ear. renee laughs (she has a laugh like windchimes)
• “okay. never have i ever thought about kissing neil.”
• there’s a brief pause, then;
• andrew drinks
• nicky drinks with the most guilty look on his face
• allison drinks
• matt and dan link their arms and take their shots together, laughing at an inside joke that no one wants to ask about
• kevin lifts his glass halfway to his mouth, sighs, and takes the shot
• neil watches this absolutely confounded
• aaron looks a little sick
• renee has the most smug grin on her face and it matches allison who was the real mastermind behind this one
• “what the fuck.” neil says
• aaron mimics it and reaches for the full bottle of vodka praying he won’t remember that in the morning