yay okay minyard-josten rivalry headcanons??

seairis:

!!ok also read the coin toss fics if u haven’t already bc they deal w the rivalry and are gr9

• so it started when they were still at palmetto
• during a press conference they got put on together (who did this oh god)
• (allison and nicky its all a conspiracy)
• nicky said “be gay my sons”
• so neil andrew were really decidedly not gay or relationshippy at ALL
• there was like a foot between them
• they kept interrupting each other
• andrew at one point shoves neil backwards (gently ofc but neil makes a Big Deal out of it bc he’s a goddamn drama queen)
• (also one of the reporters was just getting too close to him andrew wasn’t having it neil is his boyfriend no he’s not what)
• they’re only like five questions in and neil sasses andrew for standing so far from him
• “god andrew, i know, i know. it must be so hard to stand within a foot of me. oh gods! what cruel torture! do you always act like a brat like this or is it just around me?” then to the cameras “he’s the biggest man child ive ever met” back to andrew he says (in the fakest whisper ever) “could you act like the grown ass adult you actually for once in your pathetic midgety life? act professional, we’re teammates, at least make an effort to pretend you don’t abhor my every breath.”
• wymack says pathetic midgety life at one point right?
• andrew snarls and storms out
• (450% josten what the fuck that was so hot)
• the next morning everything is like “Tension among the Palmetto state Foxes? What this could mean for their season.”
• “No surprises here! The two most temperamental Palmetto State Foxes have a rivalry.”
• “Minyard-Josten Rivalry!”
• and thus the rumour is born

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