romanoba:

• oh my god
• imagine established sugar addict andrew minyard starts carrying around lollipops
• and sucking on them all the time
• literally All The Time.
• (when they’re not in practice or sleeping or eating or Doing Stuff.)
• (he wants to cut down on smoking and the lollipops are a substitute)
• (as much as he loves to tune out kevin’s constant health talk he does see the merits of a Healthy Lung as an athlete)
• the first time neil witnesses it it almost gives him a stroke
• nicky, matt and neil watching tv on the couch eating take out
• andrew walks in with the lollipop in his cheek
• neil freezes with the fork half way to his mouth
• nicky almost chokes on a spring roll
• matt doesn’t realize at first
• when he does and finally overcomes his shellshock
• he sprints of to tell the girls
• nobody is ok
• the second time it happens isn’t much better
• andrew knows what he’s doing

• neil has to conceal so many fuckign boners
• he dies a little more inside everytime it happens
• it leads to heavy, not family friendly make-out sessions on the roof
• nicky continues to not being able to believe this is actually happening
• kevin is conflicted over andrew smoking less vs. this shitshow of sexual tension at night practice
• aaron is Disgusted
• allison wins a few entailing bets
• (andrew has little sense of self-preservation but he’s also not stupid)
• (he gets sugar free lollipops)
• (when neil retaliates everything gets So Much Worse)