Y’ALL NEED TO SEE THE NEW POWER RANGERS MOVIE. SOME HIGHLIGHTS:

– jason “did you just slap him” scott

– seriously the bitchslap is the most iconic move in the film

– blue ranger a.k.a billy cutie patootie cranston is autistic 

– a car chase scene that defies expectations and make you go ‘i did not see that coming’

– yellow ranger trini not-yo-girl kwan does not say it straight but one thing for sure is that she isn’t straight

– elizabeth banks’ ridiculous villain character 

– “i’m black!!” – “no, you’re not.”

– “different colored coins! and different colored kids!!” like aww the robot was cute ok he taught them how to do a german suplex 

– the UST between trini and kim pl e a se they were flirting in the cafe fighting for the last piece of cake and shit

– can’t believe krispy kreme holds the power to the universe 

– zack loves his mom very much honestly he is the Bad Boy of a shoujo manga

– “GO GO POWER RANGERS”

– *controls the leg of the hugeass robot* “i wish i could throw a punch” boi please you can literally kick ass

– the bitchslap that sends you to the effin moon. jason scott shows no mercy

– please don’t let any of these children anywhere near a vehicle ever again because they will wreck it

– “we should start a band” i cry

– anyways please watch power rangers it’s really great