- Le Fou trying to spell Gaston – G-A-S-T-i think there’s another T but it’s occurred to me I’m illiterate and have never attempted to spell it before wow this is hard
- Belle turning down Gaston’s dinner invite and he’s like “Oh, you’re busy” and Belle just says “No” like bitch apply cold water to your burn.
- Cogsworth’s wife turning up at the end and him wishing he could turn back into a clock
- Beast’s “makeover” to impress Belle- that makeup though
- “Have you thought about growing a beard” and that grOWL AFTERWARDS
- Ewan McGregor and his terrible French accent
- Beast literally taking Belle doWN with that big ass snowball
- HAHA WHAT WEST WING THERE IS NO WEST WING WE’RE GOING TO THE EAST WING OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE ONLY WING
- Those three women that keep pining over Gaston turn up and Le Fou leans in and stage whispers “Never gonna happen”
- Those three dudes getting Schuyler sister makeovers and the third one owning it
- Everyone forgetting about Gaston at the end like did his corpse disappear or is it laying on the grounds somewhere and everyone just left him to rot
- Le Fou trying to comfort Gaston by telling him to think back to the war where he killed all those dudes
- Maurice: Hey look a nice meal thank you kind person. Maurice: A FUCKING TALKING CUP WHAT AM I HIGH I’M LEAVING GOODBYE
- Le Fou being concerned that the castle has ghosts when a literal beast lives in it
- The Beast giving Belle a library just to prove she has horrible taste in literature
- “Have you read all of these books???” “No, some of them are in Greek” and Belle being all “Was that a joke are you trying to joke omg”
- Gaston being French and having no clue what Je Ne Sais Quoi means
- Gaston complimenting himself in the mirror like “you are the most beautiful I’m not done with you yet”
- MR POTTS AND MRS POTTS AT THE END THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG
- Disney actually acknowledging that not all relationships are between one white male and one white female like there’s love all over the place in this movie BLESS