can I request some random kevin hcs? take your time and tysm🌸

broship-addict:

I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen my trinity of Kevin Day posts [x] [x] [x] but I am always ready to talk about this loser :))

• Nora once mentioned Kevin learning how to play piano and it felt like my Time Had Come
• it’s so hard for him???
• piano music (classical especially) usually has really strong and complex melodies in the right hand with simple stuff going on in the left and imagine how FRUSTRATED Kevin gets with it
• his left hand always goes on too strong
• the peddle’s too wet
• the tempo isn’t even
• and Perfectionist Kevin Day cannot stand it he’s probably never gone through an entire song without screaming at least once
• (Thea films it and sends it to Andrew, who surprises Neil by actually letting out a bark of laughter)
• his first year at Palmetto, Kevin convinces himself that taking bio as an elective was a good idea
• it’s important to know what’s going on in your body, right?
• (and at least the math’s minimal)
• except he absolutely hates it
• the professor’s snobby with him because he isn’t a sciences student
• Kevin had thought he was good at memorizing things? but apparently not when trying to name all of the different enzymes in the human body
• (it didn’t help that Andrew got a kick out of scrawling all over his notes with dumb doodles)
• ((usually drawings of liver tumors and an arrow pointing to it saying “you”))
• he barely scrapes by and vows to never touch sciences again, until somehow Neil challenges him to try first-year physics in his senior year
• you know how Neil doodles little fox paws all over his homework? Kevin can draw 30+ different models with their original paintwork by memory
• imagine him barely conscious and flipping through channels because the only games on are painful to watch
• somehow he manages to watch an hour’s worth of Ancient Aliens and can’t sort out facts from pseudo-history the next day in class
• the entire room gasps as he confusedly explains UFO sightings and religion before breaking off halfway in horror
• probably tmi but goes to the washroom 10+ times a day because he thinks drinking the full recommended 2 liters is a good idea
• the one and only time Kevin ever managed to beat Neil in running, they found out the next day it was because Neil had fractured something in his ankle and couldn’t play the next game
• (goddammit, Neil)
• Kevin once got banned from ever trying to coach little leagues Exy after nearly making 3 kids cry
• it wasn’t that he was being mean, it’s just that Kevin has a hard time remembering what children are actually capable of doing
• (also he kept assigning suicides omg)
• can he cook? not really. but he keeps trying anyways???
• his birthday in future years involves dinner with Wymack (and sometimes Abby and sometimes all the other Foxes crash)
• Kevin asks for carrot cake every year and he’s happy enough that usually he’ll refrain from bugging Andrew and Nicky about the amount of extra frosting they squeeze on