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a Very Serious Headcanon with kat @sacrebleusargent​

• instead of the foxes, they are the bees. palmetto state bees.
• their lifelong rivals are the yellowjackets
• “they are composed only of hate and can sting multiple times, those bastards,” dan whispers reverently
• wymack’s best speech is composed only of “i fucking hate hornets. swat them.”
• the bees’ uniform is yellow and black, and the yellowjackets’ is black and yellow
• kathy tries to sound suave on her show but “what will it be, Kevin? black and yellow or yellow and black?” only sounds good in the bee movie
• (an alternative – “honey or torment and terror?”)
• speaking of the bee movie, it’s mandatory viewing for all freshmen on the team
• nicky suggests it every movie night
• he no longer gets a vote on movie night
• kevin is queen bee, which is canon
• the ravens live in a hive. it’s a glorified tree house.
• they also make loud buzzing noises to intimidate, and sometimes poke people. it’s like a sting. very terrifying, not cute at all
• and their theme song is black and yellow by wiz khalifa
• instead of putting a dead fox in the foxes’ cars, they put hives in them
• (they’re ruthless)
• seth dies by bee sting. he’s allergic
• neil, the next day: he’s literally a bee. he’s allergic to them. he had to know this would end badly
• everyone: the man died. like, permanently
• neil: you don’t tempt fate like that
• the girls all call each other honey. and so does matt
• and for halloween they all dress up as bees
• everyone calls betsy “bee”, except andrew, who can’t be #mainstream, so he calls her bethany
• “that’s not my name,” betsy says, once
• andrew does not acknowledge this