annawrites:

anyone wanna talk to me about teenage andrew like… !!!

• oversized hand-me-down clothes
• ugly af glasses that he keeps “forgetting”
• refuses to eat anything but junk food and sweets
• just had his first Gay Awakening TM and lowkey hates himself
• up all night coming up with the perfect comebacks to people who were rude to him five years ago
• stares blankly at the teachers when they ask him questions but gets full marks on all his exams
• internally narrates his life like it’s a documentary on the idiocy of human beings
• thinks he’s being sneaky about his new smoking habit (he’s not)
• spends hours on wikipedia looking up the most ridiculous shit
• still salty that he never got his hogwarts letter, but shh
• categorically hates exercise (or anything that requires effort on his part lbh) but is very gay for athletes esp. the runners
• textbook stroppy teen when he forgets to be blank faced and ~unaffected
• plays around with his lighter because he thinks it makes him look edgy
• puppy fat ghndndnfnhgffn
• drinks coffee because he is Mature but can only get it down if it’s at least 30% sugar and 50% cream