whimsyalice:

How to woo your crush (Neil edition):

• Be cute
• Sass everyone
• Don’t be afraid of him even if he confesses to killing his own mother
• Be oblivious af
• More sass
• Keep his secrets
• Win arguments by using his own words or just being plain extra
• Trust him
• Hand yourself over to your enemies to keep him from harm
• But remember to punch the bastard that threatened him before you do
• Keep sassing
• Stare at him like he’s the answer to a question you don’t even know
• Tell him he’d be the one person he’d go back for during a zombie apocalypse
• Thank him and tell him he was amazing
• Tell him it’s always yes with him
• Become sassmaster
• And most importantly

• Respect all his carefully laid out boundaries, never assuming consent

Andrew Edition.