How to woo your crush(Andrew edition):

whimsyalice:

• Buy him clothes and upgrade his wardrobe
• Make a deal with him to have his back

• Give him a key to your home
• Trade secrets with him

• Get him a matching phone but in his favorite color
• Make sure that you have matching ringtones
• Indulge him when he asks something of you
• Give him the keys to your car
• Smoke with him on the rooftop
• Fight the feds for him
• Tell him you hate him but wouldn’t mind blowing him
• Actually blow him in the shower but not before gently washing his hair
• Wear his clothes
• Getting him matching armbands
• Choose him over your brother
• and most importantly:

• Be an immovable force in his life that keeps him from running