broship-addict:

a little bit about Kevin Day who is also A Massive Loser:

• feels the need to remind everyone that he’s left-handed 
• brings out statistics about the pros of being a lefty
• annoys the shit out of everyone when he constantly complains about hard it is to be left-handed
• can get ready in the mornings in under 5 minutes to maximize sleeping in time
• it’d be under 3 if he didn’t brush his teeth
• holds secret funerals every time his racquet breaks
• had the weirdest muscle gain/loss after Riko broke his hand
• lost a ton of muscle on his left side and got built on his right because that’s the one he focused on training the most
• likes to stand extra tall and look down on Neil when they’re arguing
• wouldn’t have to eat quite so healthy if he wasn’t on track to giving himself alcohol poisoning
• once tried to take revenge on Andrew by hiding his chocolate syrup in a higher cupboard
• so. much. regret.
• is super judgy about dollar store Exy racquets
• tests the strings and handle quality as if it’s comparable to his own racquets and looks at them like they’re a disappointment anyways
• honestly cried that one time Nicky switched out his racquets as a prank
• (the Foxes couldn’t stop laughing)
• (Wymack is not paid enough for this)
• tries to convince Renee to donate to sports-initiative charities
• went straight from yelling at a Fox to encouraging a six-year-old girl to follow her dreams and make Court
• once called Abby “mom”
• the kindest thing Abby could to was pretend she didn’t hear
• but also sometimes Kevin would wonder what if
• calls out misogynistic bullshit lightning quick
• once watched the wrong History Channel while drunk and believed every single word
• he won’t admit it to the other Foxes, but Kevin definitely thinks aliens built the Great Pyramids
• does not have the keys for Andrew and Neil’s apartment but keeps banging on the door and leaving voicemails until they finally open the door only to find him carrying bags of fresh vegetables
• tells them he should be charging their team for his time because Kevin is a fucking a s s h o l e
• gets his first dog from the shelter and the poor guy’s malnourished and has a missing leg but Kevin skips out on practice to help him heal 
• when the dog’s healthy and happy Kevin brings him to practices and they play a dangerous version of fetch with Exy balls flung around the court but both of them love it
• goes to see Wymack at least once a month but spends the whole time complaining about his team’s quality
• leaves Andrew and Neil angry voicemails after their games, no matter the score
• leaves them angry voicemails after his own games
• leaves them angry voicemails after Jean or Matt’s games
• leaves incoherent fanboy screaming voicemails after Jeremy Knox’s games
• (they won’t admit it, but Andrew and Neil definitely look forward to these as they’re absolutely hilarious)
• is able to look at his racquet at the beginning of each game and think, I’m better than he ever was
• is able to prove it to the world