auroralynches:

let’s talk about what an Actual Loser richard campbell gansey iii is:

• he has like 5 friends even though he’s active and well-known at school. he somehow managed to become captain of the rowing team without actually making friends with anyone on the rowing team. what the fuck gansey
• he was on the rowing team which means his sleep schedule is ridiculous and he wore tight spandex once a day every day for a year
• he literally has a reputation among the teachers and staff at aglionby for never shutting the fuck up about glendower and ley lines and w/e
• he has literally flown them but still doesn’t understand how helicopters are different from cars
• he makes his sister stop her helicopter in the middle of the fucking woods on private property so he can go check out a raven but can’t be bothered to get out of the car to go into whole foods with her
• he literally dresses like a suburban dad at a barbecue. who the fuck else wears polo shirts with cargo pants. come on gansey
• his best friends are a really judgmental magic waitress, a pop punk ghost, a genius-slash-supermodel-future president of earth with self-esteem issues, an angry gay irish street racing farmer, and an 80something british professor who loves pigeons like how do you even find these people gansey
• he drives an impractical car, lives in an impractical abandoned warehouse, and keeps an impractical journal just for the #aesthetic

i love him so much this tiny dad. small child. protect