Can u do some Nicky + Neil headcanons bc I feel like their friendship is just…. the funniest thing ever

backliners:

i got u

✧first things first: nicky and neil have ‘treat yourself’ day
✧’clothes’ ‘treat yourself’ ‘fragrances’ ‘treat yourself’ ‘massages’ ‘treat yourself’ ‘mimosas’ ‘treat yourself’ ‘fine leather goods’ ‘treat yourself’
✧everyone makes bets but neil and nicky make stupid bets on everything
✧’neil i bet you 20 bucks kevin scratches his nose in the next minute’ ‘done’
✧if nicky texts neil too much neil sends nicky a pic of a hotdog slicer
✧’do you think pigeons have feelings?’ ‘im gonna give you one more chance to shut the fuck up’
✧nicky does that thing where he puts his palm on neils forehead to stop him and in response neil takes out nickys knees
✧neil: pour one out for aaron aaron: im right here nicky: sometimes i can still hear his voice
✧neil receives many a drunk text from nicky. usually when theyre in the same room

✧’neil do it for vine’ *neil does a backflip off the bleachers*

✧first time nicky calls dan and matt ‘the straights’ neil snorts and inhales gatorade up his nose
✧if left to themselves they cannot fucking dress without being embarrassments
✧nicky tries to take snapchat photos/videos at practice and many of them end with a blurry neil sprinting at a terrified nicky whos still flashing a peace sign at the camera. they both may or may not have the dog filter on top
✧nicky: neil……..is an oven kevin: explain nicky: roasts
✧neil can just hand nicky things while talking to him and nicky doesnt even think twice until their conversation is over and nicky has neils bag books exy stick and lunch in his hands
✧whenever kevin mentions eating healthy or going to the gym neil and nicky start talking really loud about lifting weights and snorting protein powder

✧shared exasperation for White Person Food

✧neil: why are we lying in a parking lot nicky: you tripped over a parking stop at edens and knocked yourself out so i lied down next to you so everyone would just think we were chilling

✧airhorn app that they wont stop fucking using